Today I'm going to talk about coffins. Not real ones, but the ones that are clearly marketing devices aimed at me personally. There's something about a nice coffin-shaped box that assures you that whatever's inside is serious business. From the first time I popped open a coffin of Mr. Bones and halfheartedly tried to assemble the candy skeleton inside before giving in and consuming it, I knew coffins were really just Halloween's version of treasure chests. Recently I have come into possession of some great coffin-borne goodies that do serious justice to that legacy.
Well, I'm going to try this again. I had a decent run at it last time and I got lazy and hated managing a whole Wordpress setup for just my personal blog, but now I'm gonna let google do that heavy lifting. Maybe I will even revive some of my old articles. For now, since Halloween is two months away and I want to make that last, I'm going to start with some SPOOKY articles. Enjoy!