Bigtrak, which many of you may remember from late 70s and early 80s Radio Shack catalogs, was one of the coolest toys of its time. It was a little futuristic robot tank, and you could program ir to run a series of commands.
Well, Bigtrak Jr. is the same thing only smaller, and with add-ons like a digital camera. I may have to get one.
How’d I miss this? I remember him from Ticks (which is an excellent awful movie), but I don’t recall him selling me Nerf stuff. The horrible “NOT” joke really works with his bad skater hair. And his accent.
Star Wars gets worse every year. Not because the prequel movies were mediocre, or because there is a kids’ show based on the Clone Wars, but because of the Star Wars fans. Everything you hated about Star Trek fans? Star Wars fans will find a way to do it worse now.
But let’s combine that with corset fetishes and you have this:
Corsets can be sexy, but this isn't the way to do it...
It doesn’t help that their models look kind of creepy and plastic-ey like Barbie dolls. Ew.
Well, it didn’t turn out like exactly on the box, but I definitely think this is the kind of house you would live in if you were a gingerbread-man vampire.
Some side angles show my wife’s clever little candy corn icicles, right before one fell off. I’m not saying you’d want to hire us as gingerbread contractors, but most of the blame lies on the fairly dry icing that came with the set. It works better when you mix your own.