The Best Things Come in Coffins

Sometimes the best things put you in coffins

Today I'm going to talk about coffins.  Not real ones, but the ones that are clearly marketing devices aimed at me personally.  There's something about a nice coffin-shaped box that assures you that whatever's inside is serious business.  From the first time I popped open a coffin of Mr. Bones and halfheartedly tried to assemble the candy skeleton inside before giving in and consuming it, I knew coffins were really just Halloween's version of treasure chests.  Recently I have come into possession of some great coffin-borne goodies that do serious justice to that legacy.

Mr. Bones, gone but not forgotten

Welcome...back?

Well, I'm going to try this again.  I had a decent run at it last time and I got lazy and hated managing a whole Wordpress setup for just my personal blog, but now I'm gonna let google do that heavy lifting.  Maybe I will even revive some of my old articles.  For now, since Halloween is two months away and I want to make that last, I'm going to start with some SPOOKY articles.  Enjoy!