Posts Tagged ‘Star Wars’

Our Terrible Internet: Star Wars Corsets

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Star Wars gets worse every year.  Not because the prequel movies were mediocre, or because there is a kids’ show based on the Clone Wars, but because of the Star Wars fans.  Everything you hated about Star Trek fans?  Star Wars fans will find a way to do it worse now.

But let’s combine that with corset fetishes and you have this:

Corsets can be sexy, but this isnt the way to do it...

Corsets can be sexy, but this isn't the way to do it...

It doesn’t help that their models look kind of creepy and plastic-ey like Barbie dolls.  Ew.

My Top 10 most influental kids movie moments from the 80s and slightly before

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Everyone has moments they remember and treasure from their favorite movies they saw as a kid, and there’s no question in my mind that these things can have an impact on a young mind. I’m talking about the kind of impact that transforms a potentially productive member of society into a lame, lazy “Generation X-er” who has nothing better to do than blog about cereal commercials and collect G.I. Joe toys and comic books. I’ve compiled a list of some of my favorite 80s(ish) kid’s film moments: some inspiring, some terrifying. These may not be the most famous or commonly quoted movie scenes out there, but they caused inspiration, terror, and a dangerous obsession with cool special effects in a generation of kids. Or at least me.

Bear with us for our inaugural “real article” that isn’t just some crap I found on YouTube. Hopefully, I will be just barely lazy enough that I can keep a few of these coming, without being so lazy I actually decide to go and do something productive. Enjoy.

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Themed cereals, God bless ‘em!

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Oh man.  This stuff was awful, but I loved it anyways!

Please note that kid was completely caught by the Cobra guard.  If that hadn’t been a training exercise, he never would have made it to that cereal!