So yeah, I can’t solve a cube, but LEGO can, in 12 seconds, no less. The shame of it all.
Archive for the ‘Stupid Stuff’ Category
Super Rubik’s Solving Robot is made of LEGO
Friday, February 19th, 2010I hate you, Rubik
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010Haunted Gingerbread House of Doom!
Sunday, September 27th, 2009Well, it didn’t turn out like exactly on the box, but I definitely think this is the kind of house you would live in if you were a gingerbread-man vampire.
Some side angles show my wife’s clever little candy corn icicles, right before one fell off. I’m not saying you’d want to hire us as gingerbread contractors, but most of the blame lies on the fairly dry icing that came with the set. It works better when you mix your own.
BIGBY’S CRUSHING THIRST DESTROYER!!
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009Apparently upset by the possibility that they were out-nerded by Mountain Dew’s WoW-themed soda bottles and advertising, Jones has joined forces with Dungeons and Dragons. Most of the flavors aren’t really very creative, but I have to give it up for “Bigby’s Crushing Thirst Destroyer,” because, man, that sounds like it really destroys your thirst.

Soda...FOR NEEERDS!
You can find out more about this tragedy at their website. I’ll try and get some and drink it.
Halllowweeeeeen!
Friday, September 18th, 2009Ok, so I’m no X-Entertainment, but I do love me some Halloween. Target has just started coming out in force for this holiday and I’m pretty pleased with what they’ve got. There are items for all the important parts of your day, from toothpaste to paper towels and sandwich bags.
Taking a cue from Starbucks a few years ago, they have created their own trio of monsters and have literally dozens of items themed on them.
They also have some deal going on with “Skelanimals,” so there’s a lot of merchandise there, too.
All in all, my initial haul was good. I got some of the little monsters, lot of tissues, and of course, CANDY! I’m not sure that making a Peppermint Patty look like a pumpkin has any influence on its taste, but it seems like the right thing to do! And now they have black cat Peeps to go with the ghost and pumpkin peeps!
As you can see, my wife even got a Hello Kitty Halloween candy bucket. Something has to go into Hello Kitty’s empty head!
Space Ace on iPhone
Monday, June 22nd, 2009G.I. Joe: Resolute on tomorrow night
Friday, April 24th, 2009Cartoon Network is reviving G.I. Joe with a show that has the classic crew. I skipped Sigma Six, but I will give this one a go. Not a fan of the art style, though.
You can catch it online already here (Edit: Adult Swim seems to have taken it down, but you can still find it on youtube).
I honestly won’t have anything to say about this until I have time to see it.
Do they know it’s Christmastime at all?
Wednesday, December 24th, 2008Probably the Christian ones do.
There won’t be any snow this Christmas in Africa. You see, it’s in the Southern Hemisphere.
Snarkiness aside, look at that cast of folks. Amazing!
Classic TV on Hulu
Friday, October 17th, 2008I’m sure many of you know the web-based streaming TV series that is Hulu, but if you haven’t checked it out in a while, there’s some great shows on there:
- Airwolf
- Old-school Battlestar Galactica
- The Fall Guy (I can still sing the theme song to this one!)
- The A-Team
- Buck Rogers
- The Incredible Hulk
Sorry, no Automan or Manimal. Believe me, I’m as saddened by this as you are.
Late edit: Oh my god! ALF! and Welcome Back, Kotter!
What’s scarier than Chicken McNuggets?
Wednesday, October 1st, 2008Well, they aren’t really scary at all. More adorable than anything else. I remember having the toys for these guys.
Mind you, actual Chicken McNuggets are never quite so pleasantly uniform looking, but the trick is to dunk them in enough sauce that you can’t really think about the fact that you are eating the chicken equivalent of particleboard.












