BIGBY’S CRUSHING THIRST DESTROYER!!

Apparently upset by the possibility that they were out-nerded by Mountain Dew’s WoW-themed soda bottles and advertising, Jones has joined forces with Dungeons and Dragons.  Most of the flavors aren’t really very creative, but I have to give it up for “Bigby’s Crushing Thirst Destroyer,” because, man, that sounds like it really destroys your thirst.

Soda...FOR NEEERDS!

Soda...FOR NEEERDS!

You can find out more about this tragedy at their website.  I’ll try and get some and drink it.

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